Bob’s Burgers is one of the most popular American restaurants, and it has been able to maintain its popularity thanks to some amazing and quotable quotes. In this article are some of the most favorite Bobs Burgers Quotes that you’ll find interesting.
Bobs Burgers Quotes
I should write a parenting book. Call it, ‘Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back!’”
— Linda Belcher.
“Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already and I’m tired of fighting. Goodbye!”
“Oooooooh, mashed potatoes.”
– Linda Belcher.
“Ooh, the south terminal. I bet they have sweet tea and lightning bugs.”
“I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm.”
“Say goodbye to the trucks, kids, because tomorrow we are taking back the street.”
“All the losers get stickers! Stickers of shame!”
“One man’s trash is another man’s Christmas gift for Dad!”
“Hell hath no fury like I DO, LOOOOOOGAN!”
– Louise Belcher.
“Well, I’m glad you kids are excited because I’m going to kill myself.”
“Tina’s killing it up there. And by ‘it’, I mean ‘my interest’.”
Bob: Last year, or, um, maybe the year before. I mean, definitely since Louise was born.”
“When I shut my eyes and cover my ears, I feel like I could spend the rest of my life with her”
“Louise, you do not want that flu bug. I had it and it gave me weird fever dreams. I dreamt I was in a book club with my cousin Vanessa, but she was a werewolf.”
— Linda Belcher.
“My life is more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet, and YES, I’m including starving children so DON’T ASK.”
“Hi, my name’s Louise. I would like to donate a piece of my personal chalk, in case you need to outline a body.”
“We could put on some Boyz II Men and I could slow dance.”
– Jimmy Pesto, Jr.
“You’re my family and I love you, but you’re terrible. You’re all terrible.”
“If she was spice, she’d be flour”
“If we see any mermaids I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.”
“Bubba Gump, give us strength!”
“Let me see your ‘everything is okay’ face”
In conclusion, Bob’s Burgers quotes are both hilarious and insightful. They offer a unique perspective on life that is worth exploring. If you’re looking for a good laugh or some wisdom, be sure to check out Bob’s Burgers quotes!