\u201cIn most of nature, the alpha is the strongest of the pack. Creature of immense strength, large in size, a leader from birth, hippos, bumblebees, Wayans brothers \u2013 most of the time, they just look to the biggest amongst them.\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cI can\u2019t believe I opened up my heart up to that bitch. Opened it wide up. And she just squatted with that big beautiful booty and dumped all over it.\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cThere have been many comebacks throughout history\u2026Well, my comeback is almost complete, and I can say that, when it is complete, it will shake the pillars of this land or town.\u2019\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cSee, in life, when you have talent all the other s**t doesn\u2019t matter. If we were on an island with no weights and no running drills, who would be on top then? The guy with the talent.\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cI learned a lot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I learned the grass is not always greener. I learned that adversity\u2019s sweet milk. That\u2019s philosophy, April.\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cBut to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from you forever. So at this time I would like the beautiful, the forgiving, the talented, big-chested art teacher, to please step forward.\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cWhy give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cSure, I\u2019ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I\u2019m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren\u2019t as good. That used to be called patriotism.\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cIs that my thong? Oh, dude no way! You do not go in my drawers and take out a pair of my chones. That is a big no-no!\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cToby, what do you want from me? I\u2019ve been super cool to you. I\u2019ve given you a bowl of Chex Mix and some water. Why are you making curses upon me? If I give you a toy, will that erase the curse?\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cWhen my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom.\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cHow does any genius figure out his inventions? I mean, how did Leonardo DiCaprio figure out about gravity? \u2018Cause the bitch was sleepin\u2019 underneath a tree and an apple hit him on his head.\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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<\/stop><\/stop><\/linearGradient><\/defs><\/svg><\/path><\/svg><\/div><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cI\u2019m sick and tired of carrying all the weight\u2026 the coaches and owners not giving me the sht I need to win. Atlanta, you\u2019re fu<\/em>king out. Kenny Powers is now a free agent. Let\u2019s find a bar and get sh*t-faced.\u201d \u2013 Kenny Powers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n\n
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