Best Always Sunny Quotes

There’s nothing quite like a good Sunny episode to take the edge off of a bad day. Whether it’s the Gang’s twisted humor, Mac and Dennis’ classic bickering, or the awesomely strange shenanigans that always seem to happen, these shows have become an essential part of our daily routine.

Here are some of the most famous always sunny quotes from the show. These quotes will make your day. Check them out!

Always Sunny Quotes

“I am the king of the mountain top!” — Dennis

“Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man… a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.” — Charlie

“Dude, it’s amazing. Look at this. Bro, you could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of its milk right off the tip of this thing.” — Charlie

“It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. Not gay sex.” — Mac

“Yeah! Yeah, that’s the classic setup. You know this, no? Look, every great crew in history has followed that basic dynamic, right? Looks, brains, wildcard. Think about it! The A-team did it. Scooby Doo did it. The Ghostbusters did it!” — Mac

“The acid’s makin’ me feel like I gotta take a dump.” — Frank

“There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you’re both!” — Frank

“No no no, that’s not gonna help. That’s not gonna help and I’ll tell you why: It doesn’t unbang your Mom.” — Charlie

“Okay, okay. First of all, there are people out there who actually have been molested and you guys are going to exploit that for your own personal gain? You jackholes are securing your places in hell.” — Charlie

“This costume, the chicks is gonna go crazy all over it.” — Charlie

“When we get out of this, I’m gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast…Not in the sexual way! In the ‘I am pissed off’ sort of way.” — Frank

“Masturbating Bums are bad for Business.” — Frank

“We set the building on fire, you just happened to catch on fire!” — Frank

“ I stole a bunch of guns! I’m testing them out, Charles! This revolution is gonna make us a fortune!” — Frank

“Well, maybe it boils down to this, smart guy: Computers are for losers.” — Mac

“You bet your ass I’m wearing women’s underwear!” — Dennis

“ Hi. I’m a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.” — Dennis

“All right, now, pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken. And you’re gonna cook it tonight, make a tasty dinner. It’s gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken.” — Frank

“Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!” — Frank

“Dennis, if I was looking for safe I wouldn’t be sticking my dick through a wall.” — Frank

“Having those other people laugh tells me when I should laugh.” — Frank

“Parenting is pretending you know what you’re talking about, then jamming it down their throat!” — Mac

“It’s when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It’s not as severe as a blackout because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.” — Mac

Conclusion

“Always Sunny” is an excellent show that provides many laughs. The quotes are clever and often relate to real life. Fans of the show will enjoy reading this list, and even those who have never seen the show may find some of the quotes amusing. Thanks for reading!

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