Wednesday Addams Quotes

“Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.” — Wednesday Addams

 “Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing. [She levels a crossbow.]” — Wednesday Addams

 “Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.” — Wednesday Addams

“So, I’ll have to prove my power.” — Wednesday Addams

“Oh, villain, villain; smiling damn villain.” — Wednesday Addams

“Hurrah! Justice is served. Bring forward the evil one.” — Wednesday Addams

“Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone first?” — Wednesday Addams

“This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.” — Wednesday Addams

If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught. — Wednesday Addams

“How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. Oh, from this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or nothing worth. If I must strike you dead, I will.” — Wednesday Addams

“Come, sorrow; we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead.” — Wednesday Addams

 “Everyone knows it when you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.”  — Wednesday Addams

“You severely underestimate my apathy.” — Wednesday Addams

“This is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of human events. Uncle Fester’s getting married.” — Wednesday Addams

“You might find a nice girl to be miserable with.” — Wednesday Addams

“You sent us to camp. They made us sing.” — Wednesday Addams

“Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.”

“Everyone knows it. When you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.”

“Everyone knows it. When you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.”

 “How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. O, from this time forth, my thoughts are bloody or nothing worth it. If I must strike you dead, I will.”

“If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught.”

“Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone wall first?”

“Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.”