There are few characters on television as iconic as George Costanza. The self-deprecating, neurotic, and average Joe is one of the most recognizable and beloved comedic characters of all time.
In this article, we take a look at some of the best George Costanza quotes. Carefully read through!
George Costanza Quotes
“You Should’ve Seen The Look On Her Face! It Was The Same Look My Father Gave Me When I Told Him I Wanted To Be A Ventriloquist!”
“Oh Noooooo! I’m So Sorry, It’s The MOOPS! The Correct Answer Is ‘The Moops.'”
“You’re Giving ME The ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me’ Routine? I INVENTED ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me’!”
“I’m Disturbed, I’m Depressed, I’m Inadequate – I’ve Got It All!”
“Oh, No, Thanks. I Can’t Drink Coffee Late At Night. It Keeps Me Up.”
“We Have Watched You Take Our Beloved Yankees And Reduce Them To A Laughing Stock!”
“I Know I’m Not Cartwright!”
“Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?”
“The Sea Was Angry That Day, My Friends! Like An Old Man Trying To Send Back Soup In A Deli!”
“But You Are, Blanche! You Are In The Shackles!”
“Oh Yeah? Well, The Jerk Store Called. They’re Running Out Of YOU!”
“Please, A Little Respect, For I Am Costanza, Lord Of The Idiots.”
If you can’t say something bad about a relationship you shouldn’t say anything at all.
“I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.”— George Costanza,
I don’t think I’ve ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.
If it wasn’t for the toilet, there would be no books.
Instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear. My goal is to have over 360 pair. That way I only have to do a wash once a year.
I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to fail.
I’m never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that’s it for me.
If she can’t find me, she can’t break up with me.
Conclusion
In conclusion, George Costanza is a hilarious and clever character whose quotes are still relatable and funny today. His quotes are worth checking out even if you’re not a Seinfeld fan.
If you are a Seinfeld fan, then you definitely know what I’m talking about. So, the next time you’re feeling down, or just need a good laugh, take a look at some of George’s best quotes. I promise they won’t disappoint!
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