Most Famous Jennifer Coolidge Quotes

I live in New Orleans part of the year, and it’s a really fun eating town. I bought two homes there, one to live in and one as an investment. They love to eat, drink and dress up in costumes. There are so many reasons to dress up – Mardi Gras, Halloween, Southern Decadence. Jennifer Coolidge

Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it. Jennifer Coolidge

When you’re on this major English estate, breathing in the English air, and it’s untouched, you can feel its presence. It’s a whole different feel. It really felt like we were there living it. It didn’t feel modern, ever.

– Jennifer Coolidge

I always date younger men. For some reason that’s just the way it’s gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept. Jennifer Coolidge

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn’t about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can’t go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I’m lucky my face can look so hideous. Jennifer Coolidge

When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe. Jennifer Coolidge

Keri Russell is one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen in my life. She’s one of those girls that doesn’t have that thing when you walk into the trailer in the morning, and your face is all bashed in – like a lot of actors, even the beautiful and handsome ones. Jennifer Coolidge

I have a storage unit, as I moved out of a bigger house into a smaller house in L.A. I put all my stuff in a storage unit, where I have the most amazing collection of bad paintings, which took me 10 years to put together. Jennifer Coolidge

Usually, when you’re an actress, you have to audition 20 times. Jennifer Coolidge

Thank God for Stifler’s mom. I don’t know if life would be this fun if I didn’t have that. Jennifer Coolidge

Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing. Jennifer Coolidge

I’ve made a career of taking roles that other actresses didn’t want. Jennifer Coolidge

I’m kind of harsher than most people. Jennifer Coolidge

I dated a guy who played bad guys in movies all the time, and I think he was just a bad guy. Jennifer Coolidge

People have this view, ‘Oh, you’re in movies, your life is so glamorous’ but it can really suck. Jennifer Coolidge

A man’s ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings. Jennifer Coolidge

I have been able to sniff out a phony. Jennifer Coolidge

I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not. Jennifer Coolidge

When I go on ‘The View,’ or any of those talk shows, you really don’t get to say what you want to say. Jennifer Coolidge

I’ve been many people. I’ve been the skinny girl. I’ve been the fat girl. Because I’ve become a character actress, I sort of fell victim to ‘Well, I don’t have to look good anymore.’

– Jennifer Coolidge

I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv with Gotham City Improv.

– Jennifer Coolidge